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Hello world!
Welcome to WordPress.com! This is your very first post. Click the Edit link to modify or delete it, or start a new post. If you like, use this post to tell readers why you started this blog and what...
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The Zen of Nonsense
Welcome to the year 2013. It is an age where we can call up a midget, take a picture of our BFF, and Google ourself all on the same hand-held device. We can buy a fancy car with other people’s money...
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Help for Heathens
The Langley family before heading to church. I am the evil heathen with the bow in her hair. More recently, I, at the age of 39, got in a shouting match with my 78-year-old father, something I haven’t...
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Hidden Forces and Divorces
I’ve been watching a lot of couples lately… some married, others just “in a relationship”. I wonder why it is that one person gets pulled into another person’s orbit versus all the other people out...
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A Self-Portrait to Celebrate
Don’t you love it when someone does your portrait and it ends up NOT looking like you? That you actually turn out rendered better than your true appearance? Such is what happened to me last week at a...
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Friends with Benefits; A Game of Emotion
For the last two and a half years I haven’t posted anything in regards to my love life because…like a functioning brain, I LACK ONE! Playing the role as a friend with benefits is a whole other...
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Everyone Has An Asshole
This week, I got laid all right…but not the right kind. Getting laid off from my employer yesterday along with others, I did the most logical thing: I headed straight for the Yard House Grill to get my...
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To Be or Not to Be Cancer (that is the question)
One full week, that’s how long I have been waiting to hear back from the doctors to determine whether or not cancer has returned to my thirty-nine year old body. Who needs shows like “Keeping Up With...
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Cancer and Rocking in a Free World
Damn it, I might as well have smoked those cigarettes I was told would cause cancer. I can still hear my mom exclaiming in Español, “Look at that dummy sucking on the devil’s tail!” All my teenage...
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Fear and Loathing in Chemoland
Chemotherapy…the art of beating up your cells ’til they sting you back like tiny jellyfish. Since my diagnosis with stage four metastatic colon cancer in November 2013, I have been the lucky recipient...
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Paint Me a Poem: The Preoccupations of an Ex-President
Painting by George W. Bush. Hair by hell! What do presidents do when they get out of office? What else but paint! As I was thumbing through the pages of a recent article in Architectural Digest, I was...
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Alcohol: Fun with a Loaded Gun
What most of my 20’s looked like. Photo courtesy drunken me. You’d think that a porky tumor in my liver may have detoured me from partaking in a few pints of beer. Or that chemotherapy biweekly for an...
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FREE EBOOKS! ****FREE EBOOKS! ***YES!!
To celebrate the release of my book of satirical writings “Throwing Grapes at Bravados” in EBook form and my new chapbook of poetry “The Dark Chamber“, all six of my EBooks are up for FREE (no cost)...
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My DNA Results: Stories Behind the Strands
Early 20th century photo of two Mexican girls. What genetic secrets will their children’s children uncover in the 21st century?When DNA was first explained to me, I was lead to believe such twisted...
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EBOOKS COMING SOON: Two Volumes of Original Art Collages
Book Launch Coming Soon!!!! Two volumes of my original collage artwork “Danger is Great Joy: Collages Revisited, Vol.I & II” will soon be available in EBook form on Amazon.com. In each volume, I...
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The Art of Dying Dignified
“Amanda” by Hank Gross, 2007 (mixed media on wood panel). Leaning on the weight of the world. So prop me up on some Gucci bags and give me liquid diamonds to choke on; Dying is dying. Dignity is for...
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Trumping Friendly Fire
Oh, if only we could all have friends in high places. Let’s exercise some liberty here -uberstyle – and carry that first amendment to the United States Constitution like a loaded weapon. Words can...
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John Trudell and Atomic Destiny
Portals… dark and invasive, we are surrounded by them. No need to wait for the year 3000 to get sucked up in one. For the most part, these portals can warp reason and extort the essence of spirit for...
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Facebook: Relegating the Self at Will
“Not to Touch the Earth 2: Relegation” 2012, collage by Amanda Langley Since deleting my Fakebook, Instaham, Bumblr, MyWaste, TwLitter, and ChainedIn accounts two months ago, I am slowly...
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